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When you put coins in a sock and then beat people with it
Boy I’m about to whip you with a coin sock
A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load
When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.
Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.
Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!
A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.
"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."
"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).
Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".