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A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.
So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.
When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.
The silk sock feels for lifelike.
1. Excessively large foreskin
2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.
His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.
socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."
When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.
If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.
For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.
2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.