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a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too
Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.
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A Southern sex tourist is an Easterner who goes to the South for the purpose of having sex with the natives there. This is because of the reputed passion and sizzle of Southerners of both races.
Meredith needed time away from her life as a Hamptons socialite. She decided to go to South Carolina as a Southern sex tourist: she wanted to have sexual intercourse with rednecks with wild abandon and return to her well-ordered, superior life back home.
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A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
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A person from the dirty south.
Young Jeezy is a southern fried nigga.
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a move used to bring about the end of an overly long sex session.
Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
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pimp ass school with and lots of fights.( racist ass school!!)...were the guys are hot even tho most of them smoke pot!!!
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The Harvard of the South.
Liberal Arts School where you pay out the ass to get an education that will put you equal with your parents, who have to make at least $150,000 a year.
A school where you see at least fifty iPhones every day. The losers have BlackBerrys.
And no one in hell would ever have a RAZR.
Polos Ralph Lauren, Coach, and Rock&Republic are all around you.
Forget the GAP.
A school where the students work really hard but gossip and party harder.
Nickname: Hilltop High.
Get ready to hear your name mentioned in conversations about what you did when you were drunk.
IN A NUTSHELL: If you're poor, get ready to feel out of place.
And if you are, you better be REALLY smart to make up for it.
GIRL1: OMG! I love that FENDI bag.
GIRL2: SO LAST SEASON. Ugh. I can't believe that bitch has the audacity. She's obviously not from Birmingham Southern College.
GIRL1: Damn. Moving on...Are you still dating the lacrosse captain?
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