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A painfully lame and/or artistic endeavor or game (NOT a sport) falsely given the status of an Olympic medal sport, which while it may involve talent and skill, either does not involve actual athletic ability (such as curling, golf or archery), is dependent on subjective determinations of "style points" (such as ice dancing and rhythmic gymnastics), or uses an animal to do all the real work (equestrian).
Following in the tradition of other non-sports like golf, archery, and equestrian being given status as Olympic medal sports, the IOC has determined that the fauxlimpic sports of bowling, darts, and chess will be added as medal sports in time for the 2012 games.
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a expression used to describe a pansy-sport, generally everything that prevents you from playing football. Especially soccer.
Jim: Sam's not coming out for the team this year
Coach: Why the hell not?
Jim: He's playing soccer
Coach: What the hell is he playing that fufu sport for?
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Sport Mode refers to when your Johnson looks like a toddler’s after physical activity, hot or cold weather or in the shower. The bloodflow goes to different parts of the body leaving you looking like a flat balloon.
Dammit, my girl saw me in sport mode for the first time, now she keeps calling me earthworm Jim.
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Gypsy Sport is the term used to describe a game or activity with no official rules or equipment. In developing countries the players use whatever gear they can find, and make the rules as they go.
What the hell are those kids playing with 2 tennis rackets and a soccer ball?
Oh, thats a really fun gypsy sport.
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Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
Person 1 )I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
Person 2 ) Yeah lets go to D.D. Peckers...
Person 1 ) C'mon man .... That's not a Sports Bar but the Wings are good !
Person 2 ) Ok. Ok .... Lets go to Carolina Ale House Instead.
Person 1 ) NOW you're talking .. Lets go!
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