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When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)
"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"
an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.
Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!
Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"
Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.
Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.
Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu
mainly aimed at guys
person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser