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When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.
Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.
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Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."
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Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
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its a crab dick why did you wanna know
A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.
Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.
Crab hole is an infected butthole
Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole