A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.
Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.
The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.
"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"
a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
The moment when you a bro become emotionally and mentally synced forever as you bust a nut at the same time, staring into one another's eyes as you put a girl on the spit.
Darrel and I became Cream Kin after we put this swede on the spit.
The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.
Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.
implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.
David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.