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When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.
fireball mixed with sprite cranberry. guaranteed to get you fucked up lol
Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye
It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station
a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.
"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"
A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.
Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.
A fruit-based soft serve ice cream that is dairy free and gluten free; primarily made of frozen bananas. Nice cream can be made with any fruit and nuts but banana usually tends to be the base ingredient. Because it does not have artificial flavors or added sugars, it is considered to be a healthy snack/ treat.
Jane's favorite nice cream is pineapple and coconut. While Jake prefers blueberry and almond.