Grape hugger

One whos sense of fashion revolves around the sole belief that the tighter the shorts, the better.

Derived from the visual aspect of the affair, from a bystanders point of view. The testicles become quite apparent, often resembling grapes. The shorts seem to 'hug' them, thus coining the term.

Friend 1:Did you see that cops bike shorts?
Friend 2:Hell yeah, what a grape hugger.
Both: HAHA!

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Busting grapes

Getting a lots of headshots in an FPS game.

That guy must be cheating. He's busting grapes like it's no one's business

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Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

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Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

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Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.

The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec

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Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter

Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery

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grape juggin'

to place grapes into ones ass and then squeezing the juice out into your lovers mouth

Dude was grape juggin' the hell outta me so hard I almost choked on it

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