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Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.
- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*
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Phrase used to describe an eskimo or other igloo inhabiting race.
Why don't you go eat some more whale fat, you dirty baby seal killing ice nigga!
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Tricky ass ice that be lookin like water. Black ice.
Tyrone: "I almost slipped on that patch of ice yesterday"
DeShawn: "What happened?"
Tyrone: "My bro was all like - Watch out for that nigga ice!!!"
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When you take a shit, freeze it and then smash it through someone's window
Victim: "Aww man, someone smashed my window... and someone shat on my carpet! What are the chances?"
Wise Elder: "Thats no coincidence my friend, you've been black iced"
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when someone crams ice cream up their ass
"Dude, my butt's cold."
"That's because you've been ice crammed... by me."
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Got hung off of a balcony by Suge Knight, because he refused to sign over the rights to 'ice ice baby'. He later said he thought it was a good thing because the extortion financed the careers of tupac and snoop dogg.
Vanilla Ice gets extorted on a daily basis, cause everyone knows he'll just pay you respect for robbing him a few years later.
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Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
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