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A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.
"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."
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Man/woman who dates person who is close or at the age of consent
That dude always dates 18 year old girls, he is a light pedo
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Lighting of which is dark and disguises a female's facial characteristics and thus causes you to engage in inappropriate activities with a female of which you thought was better looking.
Dude, I hooked up with a chick that I thought was hot, but Raven Lighting fucked me big time.
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Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.
I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.
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A light lunch.
just a quick potnoodle and a wank
man ive only got like 20 minutes left of lunch, just enough time for a light lunch (potnoodle&wank)
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Light keeper
Very simple ..
Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..
Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?
Before long there is a waiting room …
Movable waiting room … ;)
When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..
Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …
Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)
Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …
All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest
I like him … can’t wait to be him …
Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….
Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,
Energy seems to like me though…
Cause it knows it’s in good hands …
Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Light keeper … burn baby burn …
Disco fucking inferno ..
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a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile
That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.
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