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The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter
when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday
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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.
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Where you subconsciously start disliking something just because loads of people tell you that its great.
I finally watched that Slumdog Millionaire film last night, everyone was telling me it was the greatest film ever
Did you like it?
No, it was fucking shit!
Really? Sounds like you have got McDonald's Syndrome to me
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McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.
my friend ate McDonald's and got McDonald's fat
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Eating a girl out while she is on her period.
My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.
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The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.
Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.
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A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.
To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".
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