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Similar to a catch 22 but with peeing.
Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood.
If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing.
The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first.
"The other day I had a pee-22 situation. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of my grandmother jumping on a trampoline so that I can piss"
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Funnel type thing for use by females who would rather urinate standing as opposed to squatting, ideal for use by bird watchers; cute hand puppet created by Alec, not to be confused with actual she-pee device.
"I wanna use a she-pee'
"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement
"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"
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Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.
That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.
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Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.
honestly these people dont even deserve the title dealer, theres nothing to it. if someone trys to bring up pee with you refer them to a good poop dealer
Man 1: Dude you gotta check out my pee dealer, hes got a new batch of g-g coming
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces
Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.
When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.
We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.
A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.
*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee