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squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018


Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006


Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024


Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.

Hey baby, you do wanna do the olskull squeeze?

by TheBenporer May 29, 2022


Denvich Squeeze

The look of death. In logistics, there are a lot of moving parts happening at every second of the day. When you miss your mark/target...the Denvich Squeeze pierces you letting you know you missed a key ingredient to success that fay.

Fred didn't send the location for the limerock pin point...so he received not one/but two Denvich Squeeze's. Barely made it out alive.

by Fupasnuggler April 11, 2023


the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze April 5, 2016


Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 15, 2020