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Originally an instruction in the British fire service warning firefighters at ground level that something was about to be dropped from above.This term is still in use on the incident ground.
It has evolved to mean someone who refuses to take responsibility when something has gone wrong.
George Osborne did a stand from under after he fucked up the British economy
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the mix between a 1 night stand and a relationship
Person A : Gonna bag me a trophy gf I say gf cuz I refuse to end up like tiger and Wana take the jeter route, instead of memorabilia in the car service ill leave plan b and the number to a psychologist, and to the really lucky ones id like Time to b driving the limo in the morning, roll down the divider and give the chick a life lesson and make her rethink her state of being
Logical Person B : Haha so how is this a gf again?
The Voice of reason : seems more like a 3 month stand without the worry of having to give her ride home
and Person A values pillow talk.. you have pillow talk with a gf, not with a 1 night stand
but thats why three month stands are appealing, you get what you want from the physical part and the emotional part, without actual commitment
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The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
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A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
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While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.
--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?
Wait, what did we do?
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The true source of all that is holy. Waluigi's taco stand can transform anyone into a god. It is run by the sexiest being ever created.
Harry potter got his power from Waluigi's taco stand.
Imma get lit at Waluigi's taco stand tonight.
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to stand 'n' stall is to engage your oppenant during a fight in a hugging manner either from the front or the back and make no effort to strike, takedown or submit them during the course of a MMA event or any notable combat sport
Clay Guida spent the entire fight with Nate Diaz at UFC 94 doing nothing but stand 'n' stall, that's as boring if not more then lay 'n' pray....
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