A derogatory term for a box-cutter or retractable razor, stemming from terrorist attacks.
Hey hand me that Arab Boarding Pass over there, I need to open this damn box: it's like a fuckin' tape-mummy.
(it's racist and a nasty term all-together, however I still find it fuckin' hilarious)
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The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.
makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic
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Aka Therapy School aka reform school. Some real bullshit. A place you're sent away to. You'll only want to do more shit once you get out. Locking a kid up in a cage will break them while they're in it, and then when they're released it's party time.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.
"Montana Academy, a therapeutic boarding school helped me.....and also helped me realize I wanted to drink and smoke pot."
"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."
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When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time
I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect
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A forum where Zuners aka Microsoft fanbois hand out.
Hi, Bob did you see the new article on Zune Boards?
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when you play board games you bend your gf/bf over the table and f*ck them in the a**
board games?
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Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory.
The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?
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