finger check check

The act of forcibly stopping the finger check by grabbing the perpetrators middle finger and bending it awkwardly and painfully backward. When performed successfully, it not only prevents the completion of the finger check, but also permanently dissuades any thoughts the perpetrator might have to attempt such a maneuver at a later date.

As Byron's hand slipped into Laura's pants, Laura quickly grabbed his middle finger and bent it backward until Byron cried out in pain. "What was that?", asked Byron. "My finger check check", replied Laura.

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Check Up

to look up information on someone you don't know through Facebook or Twitter. Sometimes referred to as "Facebook Stalking"

Sue: "What does his new girlfriend look like?"
Rita: "I don't know, let me check up on her."

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PeePeePooPoo Check

A meme where someone pisses and shits themselves at the same time.

Man I just PeePeePooPoo Checked.

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Check it up

(Verb) The combination of looking something up and checking something out, lax style.

Ty: "Oh dude lemme check it up!"

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Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

Check Edline

Doing anything sexual

Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!

Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!

Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."