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National Grey SweatPants day is on September 30th
Hey did you hear National Grey Sweatpants day is tomorrow?
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A day where you wear grey sweat pants
Hey Mike did you here it's national Grey sweats day
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life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
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When committing a crime the individual partaking in it would prefer to be dressed in all black, witch makes sense at night seeing it is easier to blend in all black at night however being all blacked out in the daytime is suspicious and ironically draws more attention to person. To combat this a person who commits crimes should where neutral colours during the day, preferably grey to blend in and not seem dodgy however at sunset it would be in your best interest to wear all black. Therefore the phrase "greyed out in the day blacked out at night" came to be.
Person 1:I like being blacked out at all time fuck wearing other colours
Person 2:Bro, that will draw more attention to yourself. greyed out in the day blacked out at night. Not as bangers.
Person 1: Fair enough
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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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An adapter that lets you connect a MacBook to two HDMI monitors
The Satechi USB-C to Dual HDMI Adapter Space Grey is ideal for creating a dual-screen work-from-home, content creation, or gaming setup using your Macbook.
I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*
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