Tristan

F boy

: Tristan played me

Tristan

Tristan is the most sexy person you will ever met in your life.

Tristan IS SEXY

Tristan

A Beautiful surprise from god.(Female)

Wow! look at that girl. Who is that?
That's Tristan

Tristan

German leader with a fat cock

heil tristan

tristan

poo

"Who's that?"

"I'm Tristan"
"poo"

Tristan

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.

Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.

Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan

Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub