Weapon

A term of endearment used when someone is being a pest

Haha stop it, you weapon

Weapon

Another word for a large penis

Lad look at the fucking size of your weapon!

Weapon

Someone is really cool and shit

Gertrude is an absolute weapon

Weapon

A very good and high performing car that also has to look cool.

The Tesla Model X is a great, high performing car however it doesn’t have the cool factor to have the honour of being a weapon.

Dave: The BMW F80 M3 Competition is a good car.

John: Wrong.

Dave: Yes it is.

John: No, the BMW F80 M3 Competition is not only good, it is a weapon!

Weapon

A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.

Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!

Weapon

Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.

Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon

Weapon

NuB. NuB is a weapon.

"Hey, give me your money!" "Don't make me use my secret weapon!"
*NuB looms out of the shadows*