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Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch May 05, 2018


Child Predator

a youtuber, more specifically one from the MCYT community.

George: ohh dreeEEEAAAMMM!!!

Dream: I'm a Child Predator.

by Shaq's Left Toe November 03, 2022


childe mains

no definition, do you want to date me

my @ is ktabtky for the childe mains 😎

by sinister.bea June 22, 2021


Indigo Child

Children with "Indigo" auras, that usually differ from modern society. They are prone to ADD and ADHD diagnoses, however, blind mothers might claim their ADHD child as an Indigo to avoid the fact that their child is less than perfect and try to excuse him from making trouble.

Oh, my child isn't a bully, he's just an Indigo Child!

by Maddiii August 11, 2006


herpe child

1. a kid that is other wise known as an outcast
2. someone who is a inconvience to everyelse's lives
3. a kid that get made fun of for everything he or she does, and also has no friends

1. "look at that dam herpe child he ruined my life by existing"
2. The herpe child was beat by everyone while walking down the hallway to school.

by poin December 15, 2005


Child Seat

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.

"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"

by The Kewl Kids June 26, 2006


Mud Child

A child, typically a stoner, with hair over their eyes. They generally wear skinny pants and act in ways that are not normal for their age. Stereotypically of Asian descent but can apply to anyone who fits the description. They usually hang with others like them and are oblivious to all but themselves.

Its nice and quiet on the HS bus.....then all of a sudden cooing sounds emit from kids in the middle of the bus where some 10th and 11th graders are sitting.

Frank: WTF is that!?
George: Mud Children......

by mud666 December 19, 2009