Sick Ass Fool

Anybody named Nick who sells 1 gram cartridges of "wax" but it's really vape juice for 45 to dumb lil niggas and beat them up when they want their money back.

"Oh shit you know Nick"
"Hell yeah! He's a SICK ASS FOOL"

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April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

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Fools Gold

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already

" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."

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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things

Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."

April fools eve

The day before April fools day where u cannot prank anyone, but can only tell the truth. Do you accept this challenge

Boy: i love you
Girl: why are you telling me this

Boy: because its April fools eve where you are supposed to tell the truth

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

April Fool’s Day

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*

hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*