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The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.
Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.
Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.
Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.
I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.
You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.
That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!
Their called Sammy and their stupid not at all smart and don't get 100% on there english tests and also don't smell like piss at all mhm
''sammy is called sammy''
'' oh yeah''
the most important person in your life. sammy gives the best hugs and has the brightest smile of all. sammy walks into a room and your whole day is just, better. sammy is always there for you when you need him. he’s always there when your crying or sad. if you find a sammy in your life, keep him. hes amazing.
OMG ITS SAMMY HES MY FAVORITE!!
A certified genius in literally everything. Everybody admires and looks upto me, and if you don't like me, you're dumb and you can go piss off.
Sammy is the absolute best. A legend. A genius of his time.
A pretty rad and dank guys in general.
Yo, dude, did you see what me and Sammy did last night, it was so lit!
A creature that is able to eat buliding and, if left unsatisfied can turn into a massive being who will unlock thier full potential and possibly eat its loved ones. On other planets they have been recorded to eat the very surface of the planet and still ask for seconds. Russia is currently working on an Army of Sammy creature so that they may one day consume all that lies ahead of them and take over the planet.
Daniel:Omg what happend on 9/11?
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.