Sister Wife

Best friend that is so close to you, she is like another wife your husband married. Husband may mistake her for his wife when she and wife are in the front seat of the car and said husband is in the back seat. Inflection and speech begin to mirror each other. Your kids may favor her over their own parents, and she treats them like they are her own! Not to be confused with sister from another mister.

My husband does not know who he is going to see first when he gets home, myself or my sister wife!

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BAH wife

A girl who a guy marries if they're in the military and don't want to live in the barracks. In the military, one gets paid an allowance for being married, so they often have fake marriages, or marry people they barely know.

Most BAH wives are
1)illegal immigrants who get green cards out of it
2)fat
3)ugly
4)stupid

Wow, Tegan got married after knowing that guy for three weeks?!

Well, she's only a BAH wife, she's ugly and now they don't have to live in the barracks anymore.

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Wife-beater

Stella Artois

Frank: I might go to the shop and buy a few cans
Danny: Wot u drinking
Frank: wife beater

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Perfect Wife

A woman that can cook and clean that also enjoys sports and will drink a beer with you while watching the game. For further definition look up Stephanie Hunt.

Stephanie would make the perfect wife.

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step-wife

A second wifes husband's Ex-Wife.Especially when the step mother is raising the children as the full-time step mother.
The boilogical mother is the step-mother's "step wife".

I am his second wife. You didn't know I had a step-wife? Yeah, she gave us two beautiful little boys.

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Sister wife

A female lover of a woman who is already married their partner. And the partner is totally cool with it and gets in on the action every once in a while, but the female lover is purely in the relationship romanticly with the woman married to the partner. In some instances the female lover is romanticly involved with the married partner as well as the original female. This could also work with two male partners and the female lover is included in the same way as discribed above.

My husband joined in while my sister wife and I were making love.

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Wife Trophy

When you fist your wife so hard to the point that you pick her up and parade her in an ostentatious fashion in public for all to see and behold.

Person 1: Hey check out Sam's wife trophy over there!
Person 2: Yeah I heard she's really kinky

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