Anal Hellfire

To roughly insert a glass bottle of Tabasco sauce into a victim's hiney, then shattering the bottle within by smacking the ass-cheeks together, thereby spreading shards of glass and hot juicy Tabasco all up ins.
Also: a recipe for disaster!

Guy 1: It's a beautiful day!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!

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Anal Sex

When you're playing tennis and you realize it isn't tennis.

"Wait this isn't tennis... This is anal sex!"

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anal sex

The ultimate form of birth control.

And much cheaper than condoms.

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Anal Droppings

Anything that falls out of your asshole.

John: Woah! Look at these anal droppings right next to McDonalds!
Jane: Wow, look there is a fork and 33 cents covered in poo poo.
John: Let's take it.

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The Anal Avenger

A brave man who avenge anals

Guy 1. Man I got ass fuct by my boss.
Guy 2. You shuld call the Anal Avenger, he can help you.

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Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

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Anal Toeing

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

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