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Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.
Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."
Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman
When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".
sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable
'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'
'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'
a song on the Kerplunk! album from Green Day, written for Adrienne Armstrong, Billie Joe's wife.
A song about how Billie and Adrienne had just started talking and dating and she had to leave to go back to the other side of the country while he toured.
He was sad and wished to be with her.
I wish I had a boyfriend who wrote me a song like 2000 light years away.
A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.
McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!
To achieve orgasm during intercourse
"Couldn't get your end away the second time, then?" "No, Mitch, it wasn't that. I had my eye on somethin' else."
The Encore Of Dementia, The Finale Of Everywhere At The End Of Time Or The Most Beautiful But Depressing Piece Of Music Ever Made.
Based Of Saint Luke Passion By Bach, More Specifically The Part Known As "Lass Mich Ihn Nur Noch Einmal Küssen".
Ah, The place in the world fades away Is So Good, So Melancholic!
Have You Heard Of The place in the world fades away? It's So Sad!
Oh Son, I Think My place in the world fades away.