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The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
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Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.
See: MediaWars.com
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
any youtube video Vs. another is a youtube battle
Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.
Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*
It's like screaming fight or scrap.
Jason: Dude Justin and Garry are going to get into a fight in five minutes.
David: BATTLE ROYALE
9K Racing Battle Stanced
Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.
Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.
Ready to rock
"That 550hp car is mad battle stanced with those 335/40/18 tires in the rear"
www.9kracing.com
The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.
"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."