9k

The act of arresting someone for 9,000 seconds, which is the max time.

Originates from ROBLOX roleplaying games, where the maximum time police can arrest a crminal for is 9,000 seconds.

Just 9ked DraycoDrum. Signing off. Remember to 9k GlockDrum.

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^9K

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

Vegeta says his power level is ^9K

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9k account

Type of Instagram shitposter (or Twitter but mostly popular on IG). Closely related to Groyper accounts. 9k’s are a denomination meant to be more esoteric and therefore less noticeable to the banhammer of Zuck. Many Groyper accounts get purged as soon as an Instagram janny notices their telltale fat fucking frog pfp and name like “____groyper” or some other retarded spelling like “qroyp” or “qroyb”. Some 9k accounts will use Groyper pfps and others will use different types, 9k accounts take pride in their original characters and will often incorporate them into their OC. Furthermore, many 9k accounts are not as extreme as the real groypers, but this is not always the case. A good number of 9k accounts have never even watched people like Fuentes and barely get involved with politics. Instead LARPing or ranting about esoteric autist shit that nobody else in the world cares about, or simply making art for their frens.

Autistic frog 1: “Hey brother. You checked out Potato9k’s new post?”

Autistic frog 2: “oh shit, his account is gone… qan’t believe this traqedy…. Stupid fucking nigger shouldn’t have used such an obvious Groyper styled pfp.”

Autistic frog 1: “yeah… well Rhodesia9k is still up”

Autistic frog 2: “fuck that bro, that guy is a fucking cringe troglodyte… I honestly don’t want to engage with another 9k account”

Autistic frog 1: “agreed… let’s go masturbate in tandem to pictures of Nick Fuentes”

Autistic frog 2: “On my way!”

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Clan 9k

The most epic group of hooligans you'll ever come across.

Cliffjumper: uh Clan 9k just accidentally blew up the school
Fragbomb: Served those kids right

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9k Cool

An extra dramatic way of saying saying very cool in a sarcastic manner.

Me: Brah, I just got some new Jay's.

Friend: 9k Cool Brah.

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