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A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
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The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.
You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.
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Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.
"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"
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The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.
A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.
They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...
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The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
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An erection one gets randomly, for no exact reason.
Guy 1: Dude what's with the bulge in your pants?
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's just an anonymous boner.
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