Prize

to describe something as good.

Alex: Yo man, that sandwhich was prize.

Mike: Cereal ?

Alex: Ya man, prize.

Mike: Like yo momma' !

Alex: Naw man.

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Prize

Prize, n.
1. Beautiful, like a prize-winning pig.

Rosie ODonnell is a real prize.

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prize

A person's girlfriend or boyfriend.

Sean Kane has a prize named "Kaelin Murray".

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Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

prize cunt

someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.

my boss is a walking talking arsehole, a prize cunt

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Briggsy Prize

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.

Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.

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n00ble prize

an "honor" bestowed upon the biggest n00b in a game/server/room

"omg u fuckin' suck here's your n00ble prize award fag"

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