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Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
When two girls take it in the butt by the same guy
Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!
Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!
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The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
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