Catch a Fade

To get shot.

I found that girl on rows an fifth, man. Don' worry, she' bout to catch a fade.

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Catch-22

A government regulation that pretty much is an oxymoron, because it contradicts itself.

The term "Catch-22" first came out in the book by the same name.

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catch 22

A woman who is so ugly that in order to bang her you need to drink so much booze that you can no longer get it up.

That chick who works on the next floor up is a real catch 22.

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catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

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Catch Everything

A perpetual, sometimes unfortunately short-lived state of life where everything is going your way and falling into place due to a high level of tightness/luck/amount of crushing/etc.

History of Catch Everything:

Started as a drunken game played from 2-3am after a night of heavy drinking. One player puts on wide receiver gloves while a partner takes turns ripping bingers and throwing a football to different areas of the apartment. The basic goal is to catch everything, hence the name Catch Everything.

Sully: "you get nice in cards last night?"
Matt: "yeah it was basically catch everything"

Sully: "how'd your finance exam go?"
Matt: "crushed it, it was catch everything"

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Catch-a-snatch

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.

Excuse me while I catch-a-snatch.

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catch-and-release

1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.

I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.

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