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when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm
what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe
The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
When you shoot your Pornstar Martini into her anus, then stirred with your penis to mix into a "Cocktail" she then proceeds to 'push' out the resulting cocktail into a glass for someone else to drink.
"I had a 3 way last night, and the greedy bitch insisted on me giving her mate a Pornstar Cocktail too"
cannabis and cocaine
some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.
Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.
Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy
Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.