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woodbridge college

dont go here

woodbridge college sucks

by STRFJB May 31, 2016

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community college

A place where a person would go to when all hope has failed for them in their life only to find out that they will eventually end up at a dead end job with nothing more than an associate's degree.

Chandler: I lost my job, my home, my car, my money, I guess I best be off to community college.
Monica: O don't worry baby. It will get better.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: No, not really. Do you want me to be supportive or truthful?

by bullsmania April 20, 2009

249๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smith College

A women's college in Northampton, Massachusetts. No other women's college can compare to it; Mount Holyoke College and Wellesley College may disagree, but their indignation is futile. Smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. These lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or participating in crew. A large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. Students and alumni of Smith College are referred to as "Smithies," and even if you don't like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. Instead of having freshmen, Smith College has "first-years" to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its class deans is named Tom Riddell, leading many people to believe that Smith is, in fact, Hogwarts.

Just because I go to Smith College, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. I was one of those regardless.

by iminurceiling May 25, 2009

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Broward College

The Harvard of the South

Hey, those look like some smart blokes; they must go to Broward College.

by rasta-masta September 30, 2010

52๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


glenn college

The most rad core residential college at La Trobe University, Bundoora. It has a partying atmosphere expect during exam time when procrastination is vital to the well being of students. This procrastination utilises such mediums as facebook, myspace and urban dictionary.
You'll never meet a more friendlier bunch than the folk of Glenn. So come on down and enjoy a meal which you cannot do at any other La Trobe college.
Overall Glenn College is the best, especially when compared to such inferior colleges as Menzies, who cares about Chisholm.

Year 12 student considering options: "When I make the wise choice of being a humanities student at La Trobe I will live in Glenn College, because I have heard it is the best!"

by ducky mcduck duck June 18, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


college sweetheart

Much like a high school sweetheart, except that this is a significant other that you have kept through most of your college career.

James and I are college sweethearts, we have been together for over two years in college.

by ,vicjames5 September 24, 2010

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college boy

1) A gelded feminized male who believes his elitist position in the world, as well as his privileged life makes him the authority on everything.

2) One who believes he is higher and mightier than the rest based on how much his parents spent on his college education.

3) Snob.

The word is mostly used as an insult by real men (even those with a college education) to differentiate between themselves and the castrati.

Vinny: You got a problem College Boy?

Wesley: No, but I am smarter and richer than you.

Vinny: Really College Boy? Then why do I get more trim than you do?

Wesley: What is trim?

Vinny: Exactly my point, College Boy!!!

by Pepper April 20, 2006

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