Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.
John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.
An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)
Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt
Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.
A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-
Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer
Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working
Stop having this computer face and start actually working!
When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.
The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.
when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.
me and dan did some physical computing last night.