When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.
Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
The mother of all craps.
I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.
When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap
Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap
To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:
Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.
Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.
a type of bug that eats shit in dumps
Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.
lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas
I wish these crap bugs would get a life.