A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
Is that Johnny boy over there?
Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"
a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you
I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!
when life is just going so well
My friend: How are things with you and your girl?
Me: Butter’s Crispy
Butter that makes your toast crispy.
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.
Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?