Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.

This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.

Even

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.

Watch out for that Even, it's magical

Even

Even is a sexy induvidual who is one of the most talented peolpe in the world. Not to mention his legendary gaming skills.

Omg, I just did a Even

Even

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.

OMG! Even is soooooo nice! I just love him.

Evens

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.

Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!

Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.

Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.

Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!