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Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.
Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"
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Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.
Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.
Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
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1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
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When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
When you masturbate to something shameful
Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements.
a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.
"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat."
When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.
Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."