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brown star, ring of fire.
My co-worker takes it in the flu brewer.
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A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors
"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."
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n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.
n. Probably not swine flu
"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."
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When you wake up in the morning next to a fat chick, invariably with a hangover fit to down an elephant (or the chick next to you).
invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame
Got pig flu last night, she could suck a melon through a hose pipe though so I kept her on for some 'morning duties'
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a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when you feel like youre going to die.
i don't wanna go home cause all my roommates have the pteradactile flu.
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The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)
Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.
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1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea
1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu
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