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hamster

carrot killer with red laser eyes

my hamster ate my carrot

by LAZERBEAMFAN March 24, 2020


hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord

I am absolutely obsessed with hamsters

by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022


Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022


saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it

Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious

by xXDwBXxD April 22, 2011


SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004


hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020


Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 6, 2018