They have the best wings

The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.

Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????
Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!
Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!
Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

Having a Tea Party

A secret way to say having sex around minors.

So my husband and I were having a tea party, last night.

we have the meats

The slogan of Arby's. It means they serve meat stuff.

Arby's! We have the meats!

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card if she knew you were gay but you and/or your parents likely didn't yet.

"He was a pleasure to have in class."

I have Angst!

Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!

"I HAVE ANGST!"
"Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
"We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
"It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"

I have fury!

A commonly said catch phrase by Fawful who appeared in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.

Fufufufufufu! Fink-rats!

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