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They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g
-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist
-hah I know right
The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
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