Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf

I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

Give you some color to see see

Popular Chinese phrase to scare people, "Give you some color to see see" means I will teach you a lesson .

I: What the fuck you doing
K: Stupid bitch fuck you I will give you some color to see see

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jewish people like the color clear

yes jewish people love the color clear, anyone who has mentioned liking blue or clear in the past is definitely a jew

ask him if jewish people like the color clear then we’ll know if he’s a jew or not

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The Multi-Colored Swat Team

The main elemant in the grand army of the Man, it is responsible fo rcrushing more pink cookies than all others combined

The multi colored swat team strikes again

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I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

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