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When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?
Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
Apple iPhone 176200277
Apple iPhone 176200277 is not out yet
The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids
“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g
-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist
-hah I know right
The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
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