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when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
If you was born in jan 26th you probable shy but very kind persone. I think you need to tell your problems to somebody cause you want to do everything alone (you think your friend dont waste his/him time to you). Just smile and everything is become happy☀️
My birthday is in jan 26th
A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030
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JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.
Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.
The hottest Boy you will every meet He has a very enormes Penis and great style.