A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
Another word for fasting
She be lap frosting all through april
The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
come or come around
guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way
Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.
The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.