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your dad didn't leave you

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your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024


leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 12, 2011


Just-Leave-You-There

When you take a bong hit of half weed half tobacco and in a meditative way. Once you take the bong hit, it just leaves you there, hense why it is called a "just-leave-you-there". It would make sense if you had tried it. You need a resident amount of each marijuana and tobacco for this effect to make perfect sense. The instant of "just-leave-you-there" is the instant state of meditation/no-mind

A man takes the noted bong hit "Just-Leave-You-There" and it just leaves him there

by Gorin Silderman April 25, 2014


Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023


Leave me alone

This is to everyone in my class, leave me alone and stop finding my social media account. Thank you!

To everyone in my class, leave me alone.

by Hehe.hehaw December 7, 2022


leave in the lurch

to leave (someone) without help or protection when it is needed

This can leave in the lurch patients who have conditions that don’t get that much attention.

by Sub0Zero1990 June 24, 2024


Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 20, 2022