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Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
Another form of "Dont leave me hanging"
Ahh cmon dude, dont leave me Quisling
When one leave's an establishment whilst drinking, literally continuously out the door.
I.E. to leave and ale.... "I can't wait to Leave and Ale!" Exclaimed Michelle as she left the pool hall.
Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'
'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?
Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.
Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!
Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.