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Coming upon unexpected sexual intercourse.
Homie 1: Last night I ran into Jan. I was gettin lucky until her Mom came home.
Home 2: You are the man!
To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.
American: Where's your green card senior?
Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!
Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
When a drunk male with a very large gut lifts up his shirt to show his bare stomach in hopes that a female that will lick his belly button.
Chris Farley was so wasted he took his shirt off in the bar trying to find a girl that would give him a lucky Tabatha.
Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .
"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"