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Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
The "Gavin Brennan Pearse " Males are at the very top of the male socio-sexual hierarchy, Above the notorious sigma male.
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
Im literally A GBP, I am Gavin Brennan Pearse
Did you hear that _____ is a GBP male, hes so hot
A male that has been an infected by a virus of extra-terrestrial origin and so is no longer confined to the traditional human socio-sexual hierarchies of Alpha, Beta and Gamma males. He cares not for sex or status and seeks only delicious flesh to satiate his xenomorphic hunger.
I went on a date with Chad last night, and he tried to lay his eggs in my brain again. He's such a Xeno Male.
Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup
I saw a Oscar Male
Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?
No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long
An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."
Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!
A twink who enjoys playing a female character named Angela from the hit game overwatch.
His name is Emily who mains mercy, and is packing a 9 inch futa dick. (male mercy)
A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.
"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"