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(Al H) (RUDE) ( UNPROFESSIONAL) (TOOL)(ARROGANT)
There once was a Manager named Al H
MSP G
Al Says , MORE POINTS FOR YOU
Al H is a TOXIC MANAGER
the definition of waifu energy
"Tasque Manager gave off so much waifu energy"
"The woman from that deltarune game?"
"Yeah"
"Get a life bro"
Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.
Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!
A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.
male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."
A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting
v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.
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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.
Court order or peer pressure?
The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.
Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!