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The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.
Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"
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What you and your girlfriend did as kids when you took a pledge to the church, and then told your pastor you've never had sex with each other. Cause technically you didn't.
When kim and david were on the bed at night watching TV, they got horny. But they remembered their pledges. So they just took of their pants and underwear and had mutual masturbation then told their pastor they've never had sex.
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The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. Other side effects may be painful.
mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); "God damn kids Rawrrrr I'm rubbing my cock so hard Rahh I Hate Hartland Rahh MYSPACE Rahh"
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After that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation....that bitch...
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Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.
In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.
Examples:
A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.
A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.
A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
The guitar work of some shredders has been labeled as musical masturbation.
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1. When you masturbate so often that the load becomes smaller until you either lose sensation or cannot shoot off.
2. When you become so obsessed with masturbating that you blow off your friends for it.
1. When I came back from Puerto Rico early, I was disappointed to find my husband unable to pleasure me. He was on a masturbation rampage the whole time.
2. Jim: Hey Carl wanna go drinking?
Carl: Nah man, i have the urge to vigorously touch myself until my body tells me I have to stop.
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When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.
Fillup a masturbating possum
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When one person forces another person to masturbate in front of them by using domination tactics.
She won't touch you but she will use forced masturbation on you
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